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Dave’s Dating Tip #3

admin — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:39:41 +0000

The knowledge just keeps on flowing…

#3. Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.

Dave’s Dating Tip #2

admin — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:36:29 +0000

Grab a pencil, kids. Here is another great tip from Dave.

#2. I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know it’s always the best policy, like the other day there was five, well maybe it was like four, really hot foreign chicks. They were like Swedish or Korean in my shop and they were like “Dave, we want to have a five way with you”. And I just told them “Honestly? Ok”. And then I just gave it to them hard, and that’s the best way to go. Then after that they’re like “Dave, will you marry us?” and I was like “Excuse me, but I don’t think monogamy is legal in this country, I dunno where you’re from”. You gotta try honesty, it works the best.

Dave’s Dating Tip #1

admin — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:34:36 +0000

I have some friends from England,or Australia or somewhere. I am always having to give them some advice, so they can hook up like Dave.

#1. In America, if you want to spend some time with the ladies, you’ve got to show them some sausage.

A Beautiful Moment

admin — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:31:09 +0000

You know what is super sensitive. This one time, when I saw a puppy being born. I mean, just to see it’s little head just coming out of that dog’s pussy… what an incredible moment, man. Beautiful.

My Gulab Jamuns

admin — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:30:08 +0000

Have you tried the Gulab Jamuns? They are off the hook.