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Dave’s Dating Tip #3

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

The knowledge just keeps on flowing…
#3. Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.

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Dave’s Dating Tip #2

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Grab a pencil, kids. Here is another great tip from Dave.
#2. I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know it’s always the best policy, like the other day there was five, well maybe it was like four, really hot foreign chicks. They were like Swedish or Korean in my shop and [...]

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Dave’s Dating Tip #1

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I have some friends from England,or Australia or somewhere. I am always having to give them some advice, so they can hook up like Dave.
#1. In America, if you want to spend some time with the ladies, you’ve got to show them some sausage.

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